Lucky Charms

Need advice? Yes, of course you do.
Want to hear it from me? Yes. of course you do.
Want me to describe it in the most unhelpful way? Yes, of course you do.
Need inspiration?  Yes, of course you do.
Maybe you should watch The Shining, think it's a good idea? Yes, of course you do.
Do you want to be extremely amazing in every way after you watch it? Yes, of course you do.
Want to make really great art afterwards? Yes, of course you do.
Do you want to make art that is only related to the murders of twin sisters? Yes, of course you do.
Need an axe to do it? Yes, of course you do.
Want to buy one from me for $50? Yes, of course you do.